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Tuesday, April 24

My New 2-Litre "Bottle"


Foldable


irony @
2:55 PM


Saturday, April 14

Office went on a healthy streak out of a sudden
13th the Friday
Everyone was given a pack of fruits..

~Yummy~

irony @
12:05 PM


Wednesday, April 11

Last Sunday
13 boats, few hundred people, 3000 crabs



We were at Changi Jetty waiting to set off to liberate crabs that were just being imported into Sg and waiting to be shipped to restaurants to await their fateful destiny.
I honestly dont understand
why people love to eat crabs even after all the reports that crabs feed on dead bodies and that people can rot and die from their lethal bacteria..
They do look nice when they come right out steaming hot from the chef's sanctuary, but that's because the chef uses culinary skills to add sauce and chilli and butter to make it look nice..
Why cant people see that it is the sauce that makes food taste nice
And how many know that they really smell like dead bodies when they are still alive..
I can swear they smell really bad, because I was there..

For the second time..
Sitting comfortably in the boat
I looked at the cramped boxes that the crabs were being dumped into for import
They were tied tightly with NO movement at all, their eyes merely stared straight at us..
Emotions welled up in me..
We are really horrible human beings..

I was brought back to the kitchen few years back
I was there when the chopper went down on them
That's it..
NO MORE crabs for me..

We stopped at an amicable location where the netting of seafood is restricted and began liberating them..
Gosh, they are defintely heavy...
With no experience of handling crabs and with such tight thread around them, we struggled like crazy..
Some of the crabs even stayed at the plank after we freed them, not wanting to go..
Some glided through the waters happily..
Watching them go freely is an unexplanable happiness..
We completed what we set out to do..

The journey back home..
Peace at heart

irony @
2:30 PM


Friday, April 6

Last Sat, Mommy and I went all organic and vegetarian..
She wanted to get a pair of shoes and a bag for an upcoming dinner..
So we went Bugis for lunch and shopping..
Our fav eating place in Bugis area..
Dont remember the building's name
But it's to the right of Si Ma Lu and the majority of that building's tenants sells vegetarian..
So envy the people working there..

~Yummmy~




The people there are very very nice too..
Because of me making reviews on the food (*bleahz*), the gravy on the satay bee hoon dried up..
Then end up the auntie there came over to ask if we need more gravy..
Uhhhh...
So sweet of her..

*****

Mommy didnt manage to get anything..
End up we went Outfitters..
And I saved $59 + $59
*bleahz*

irony @
6:07 AM


Thursday, April 5

Bowling Competition
..

Yea man, what were WE doing there?
Hahahaha..
Daddy asked if we want to join in the fun last Friday, so we went there not knowing if we can bowl or not.
I was not bad hor
After a couple of years of not stepping into the bowling alley, I got 111 on average of 3 games..
Hanming got 100 on average..
And Dear pls dont say you are 烂 lo, you got 130 on average okie..




3 rounds in total

The first was a warm up
The second was good
The third, everyone punctured..
Geez..

*Videos up later if I managed to rotate them*
irony @
8:28 AM

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