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Saturday, May 12

One turning lorry
A loss of concentration

One dark grass patch on the curb
A sudden raised stump

One minor fall
And this bloody knee cap


Havent seen such bruises for the past nine years..
My tired legs gave way..
Then I fell..
And I actually continued to run..
irony @
2:33 PM


Wednesday, May 9

Colls and friends used to ask me
Why am I not spolit rotten even though I'm the rose among the torns at home?
Parents would usually pamper the only gender among their kids..
Well
All I can say my parents do pamper each and everyone of us, albeit differently..
And, who says I'm not spoilt?
No, not material wise, but I'm spolit for attention..
I demand attention from my loved ones, and they do bear most of the brunt of my unhappiness in life..

Pardon me,
But that's how a spoilt brat will start to let off some steam...

Rotting in office and seriously deprived of sleep, I'm drained crazy..
Havent been complaining for a while here, now THE MOOD is back..
It was exactly a year ago during this period that I was complaining about my job..
Till now I am still HERE..
The past two weeks was increasingly unbearable..
There is NO water NO food NO humane people NO transport and NO place to walk around..
Been changing to bottles to hold bigger capacities of water..
That's why my bags always spoil at a rate faster..
Then the nearest canteen is closed for renovation..
Thus been eating Wang Wang biscuits for the past week, everyday without fail..
Am I gonna die of malnutrition soon?
5 people quit this month, hit a sky high turnover rate
And it’s darn sleepy to wake up 5 plus every morning..
Given that I have to prepare breakfast and lunch to office, I run to the MRT in heels every morning..
Then run to the co transport from JE MRT..
AND btw, it so happened all northen logistics people were the last to board the bus this morning -,-
Is this coincidence or what?

Actually there are people to da bao for us, but I stubbornly refuse to ask them..
Don’t ask me why, just felt that I don’t like people decide for me what to eat.
Everytime my coll asked where they are going to da bao, they will say, not sure, see how lo..
Then back with a humongous pac of rice that has 4 sides and a mountain of rice?!?
Get what I mean?
Even the people who da bao have their mood, they like freedom, so by asking them to go to a specific place to da bao is like ordering them to go to that place.
I value my freedom too..
You can bring me to a specific place, but I still want to choose my food or rather I want to be there when my food is being packed or served..

Maybe, maybe..
If I’m still here the next year, I will get myself a Class 2B licence..
Then can ferry myself anywhere I want, go anywhere I want, and not be stuck here..
Then I’ll be the first lady in office who rides a bike..
Shock all of the people here..
Then you can stop looking at me like a damsel in distress without transport..
It's not as if I will die without comfy transport..
Try waking up 5.30 one morning, 6.15 the other then 5.30 the other again..
And I can definitely run faster to the MRT if my bag is not heavily loaded with my breakfast and lunch plus 2 kg of water
(see bolded NO WATER above)

*Darn it*
irony @
3:58 AM


Saturday, May 5

Finally get to see the word “PROCESSED”..

Holy cow..
Have you ever seen people applying for their Sing Pass online for more than 5 times??
All bolis down to one stupid comma between my chinese name and english name..
Dunno whether the online system’s tooooo efficient or I’m plain stupid..-,-


*****

Albeit intuition tells me, did not expect it from Don..
I hope sweet Mich is doing well, and I hope Don knows what he is doing..


*****

Wonder what will happen if I wear this to office??

Shopping spree la
Yea man, I'm "shopping" again
WHY cant shopping spree stop posting new stuff on their webbie??!

I'm going broke soooon..
irony @
3:22 AM


Friday, May 4

Oohhhweeeeeeeeeee...

Bye bye frizzy messy hair!!

Finally, we did it..
I'm a flat headed monster now

But I dont need to comb my hair, dont need to put water on my head everytime I go ladies, dont need to worry about bad hair day..
And I also got my desired bangs!

I'm a happy girl..=P
Oh I forgot to mention that we had a sumptuous meal after a four hour plus plus butt ache..
Double happiness =P =P

irony @
4:45 AM

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